Stupid Guest Tricks

For Halloween, Little Wallaby and I are putting tombstones in our front lawn. I have come up with one, we need more. Here Lies FELIX In Space No One Could Hear Him Scream So now I need more. Who wants to help and has ideas? Maybe some from pop culture, maybe strange and rude. But we want to make pe...

drcorey wrote:I hear 2 kids talking about a movie they want to see.
Rectum Ralph?
hmm, must be a really crappy movie.

Rectum? hell, damm near killed him!

hobie16 wrote:If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.

very cool effect!

The funny thing is by the time you complain over and over enough to make the CM call the manager, then the time it takes the manager to arrive, talk to you, decide on a solution and you get in, you could have been to that same point in the standard que line. Which give me an idea. When managers get...

People like that are a traffic cops dream!

Hmm, 105 in a 65!!

giving out two more tickets like that and he get a new toaster oven!

for the nautical set, I had this placard given to me for my desk:

Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear constant watching.

it was given to me by a senior enlisted man. I always displayed it when going over quarterly evaluations!

What percentage die at that point? When I went to liquor service classes in Oregon, the charts didn't go above .35 because at that point, a vast majority of people would be dead. What I don't get is the occasional news report about people whose BAC goes over 1.00, like the guy in Poland in 1995, wh...

DisneyMom wrote:Somewhere in the back of my brain, I knew the other spelling, but then my same brain makes me pronounce it as........ " Dog Nuts"

..Or hope nobody in your group is doug!

I think they come 3 per order....Freshly cooked,aromatic orbs of cakey-donuty goodness sprinkled with powdered sugar and topped with Raspberry Preserves. Hubby and I share. They have a window out to the sidewalk, so you don't have to sit down there, but if you do, you'll recognize the scrollwork on...