Stupid Guest Tricks

Nothing gets me more annoyed than people who won't ask the employees that work there for help. I love the ones who, when I am putting someone's ticket into the turnstile, tell me that I am doing it wrong. This is after I get a read error and intentionaly put it in another way so a different reader ...

Recently I've seen three diferent people coming through the turnstiles, each wearing a T-Shirt that says: "What color does a Smurf turn if you strangle it?". I asked them, and each responded about not knowing and was searching for an answer.

Any ideas? :p:

I really don't know. We happened to have a person from Security in the booth when the Coordinator brought in the wallet. And after the owner came I saw him walking back into the main area of the park with the Security guy, but I was back in my ticket booth at the time so I missed out on the conversa...

About a month ago one of the Lifeguards found a man's wallet in the Wave Pool (Typhoon Lagoon). A Coordinator brought it to Guest Services, where we opened it up. It had over $1,200.00 in currency in it. Luckily it also had a photo ID which had not been damaged by the water. The Guest was paged over...

But are they going to shut down the "Goofy Candy Company" locations that seem to be cropping up in almost all stores now?

I couple of weeks ago I was at the Typhoon gate and a family came to me asking where they could get their money back. It was a beautiful day and they said they had been in the park less than a half hour and couldn't stand the bugs all over the place, and couldn't we control them. I just sent the fam...

I like to be the Stupid Guest once in a while. My car is clearly not a rental. The license tag is F1GMENT and I have a Save Disney bumper sticker on the rear bumper. I will use valet parking when available (I am disabled and have a HP placard but I do tip). Even with the kind of obvious that I am a ...

When I am standing (such as at a turnstile) for a long period of time I do not have too much pain and can do it. However, my orthopedist has suggested hip replacement surgery to me. I use an ECV when I am in the parks as a guest, either by myself or with friends or relatives. The Disney ECVs are lim...