Stupid Guest Tricks

I remember one time I was operating Charlie Brown Speedway, and the park was ready to close, so I announced that this was going to be the last ride of the night. Next thing I know, every friggin' wetback standing along the fence is handing their kids over the fence to ride! I've have people try to g...

Yeah, isn't it funny how a guest can claim one minute not to speak English, and the minute something doesn't go their way, all of a sudden they can speak English real good?

I learned about this site from one of the maintenence guys at Knott's. I was in Crew's Nest (employee cafeteria) at lunch one day, and was mentioning the fact that I'd like to start a website of my own about the stupid things guests and employees do, and rants about the park. He told me about both k...

41.) Stop and think (if that's possible) before asking "Is that real?", "Is this the line/where is the line?" , or any other question you can easily discover for yourself by simple observation. I remember on more than one occaision when I worked at Knott's some real winner would ...

Isn't it amazing how such a common thing as a birthday is held to be the day when miracles happen--like the laws of physics suddenly take a hike, safety rules magically become irrelevant, and there is just no way anything bad could possibly happen, just because it's somebody's birthday? Trust me, I ...

Sweetie, the long shifts ain't gonna be the only things killing you in a few months! If management doesn't get you the stupid guests will! It's all downhill from here dear, get out while you still have your sanity!

When I worked there, I did have a couple of times in Camp Snoopy where it was nothing but HCs for at least one cycle. Once on Woodstock's Airmail, I had a couple of teens who were learning disabled, and they wanted to ride again and again. I finally had to tell them that they had to wait out a cycle...

I used to get that one on the Calico Railroad at Knott's. In the coach cars, there are doors across the aisle from each other near the vestible, marked "Men" and "Women", and they were originally restrooms. A couple still have their original plumbing, though it's no longer attach...

I was looking at the text, and at the bottom it says that she's gonna find the people who left and bring them back (my rough translation) and then plan schools and homes for them. It's an awkwardly worded phrase; of course people left--most of them should've left alot sooner than they did, or left i...

The closest I recall having an incident like that one while I was at Knott's was a couple of times a child would have an accident in a ride unit, and once this little girl (7 or 8 ) was so determined to ride that she refused to go to the bathroom. And before I knew it, while I was still checking bel...