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by hobie16
Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:16 pm
Forum: Disneyland Resort
Topic: Discrimination...on Smokers?
Replies: 43
Views: 17813

Re: Discrimination...on Smokers?

The back and forth about smoking reminds me of a Steve Martin bit. It starts off with Steve being asked, "Do you mind if I smoke?" "Why no," replies Steve, "Do you mind if I fart? It's a habit I've had for a long time. I quit for a year but I gained a lot of weight. After se...
by hobie16
Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:49 am
Forum: Stupid Employee Tricks
Topic: Funny Radio Calls!!
Replies: 200
Views: 119830

Re: Funny Radio Calls!!

Although it's not a radio message, this phone mail message just gets better and better. The first 30 seconds kinda drag but after that...

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by hobie16
Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: Disneyland Resort
Topic: anyone at Book when the "incident" happened?
Replies: 24
Views: 11158

Re: anyone at Book when the "incident" happened?

When I was a kid X-Acto knives and wood burners were stuff that every kid had. And how about the set up to make pickles glow? Talk about burning down the house!!
by hobie16
Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:52 pm
Forum: Disneyland Resort
Topic: anyone at Book when the "incident" happened?
Replies: 24
Views: 11158

Re: anyone at Book when the "incident" happened?

There was a guy on Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks that stopped a 16 inch fan with his tongue. Talk about flying saliva!!
by hobie16
Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:55 pm
Forum: Disneyland Resort
Topic: Summer Time Fantasy
Replies: 37
Views: 20939

Re: Summer Time Fantasy

We'd end up with three or four old European guys wandering through the food court wearing nothing but a Banana-hammock!!! Banana-hammock!!! That's great!!! My first time in Europe was in 1976. I wore surf baggies to the beach. Man did I get stared at by all the banana wearers. The chicks dug them w...
by hobie16
Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:36 pm
Forum: Walt Disney World Resort
Topic: Character Mishaps
Replies: 50
Views: 29025

Re: Character Mishaps

My son was born with a laundry list of problems. He wears braces and even then he has to us a wheelchair to travel any distance. A few years ago we were at DLR in Critter Country. My wife and the girls were in a store while us guys cooled our heels outside. All of a sudden Mickey appeared and was im...
by hobie16
Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:14 pm
Forum: Walt Disney World Resort
Topic: Do You Have A Brain?
Replies: 37
Views: 18910

Re: Do You Have A Brain?

We get the annual influx of cheerleaders for the Hula Bowl. Talk about island wide whining! A year ago one got loose from her chaparone and hooked up with some guys in the hotel hot tub. She knocked back a bunch of margaritas and went to the guys room. After the guys went to sleep, she took off her ...
by hobie16
Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:42 pm
Forum: Stupid Employee Tricks
Topic: Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)
Replies: 119
Views: 46069

Re: Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)

Cujo,

How about adding a place to post Stupid Guest Photos in a larger format? Fashion challenged would be a good first catagory.
by hobie16
Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:05 pm
Forum: Disneyland Resort
Topic: Sing with me!
Replies: 22
Views: 9031

Re: Sing with me!

lady ulrike wrote:It has been determined by fans that six times nine in base 13 is 42.
Thanks for digging the correct numbers up!!!
by hobie16
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:11 pm
Forum: Disneyland Resort
Topic: Sing with me!
Replies: 22
Views: 9031

Re: Sing with me!

^ Arthur and Ford pulled random letters out of a scrabble bag and got "What do you get if you mulitply six times eight?" (or was it seven times eight) anyway it wasn't something at equaled 42. I'm sure it was 6 X 7 but it's been a long time since I read the books. I defer to anyone that h...