Stupid Guest Tricks

if a person drinks and eats a lot before they go on a ride,
would that be called a protien shake?

and the commisary would sell corn for a buck a ear? :D:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=srFEDF1mATI

This is almost as funny as the Dirty Little Mermaid.

carefull, some of those rats can cook.

Ah, Rufus. No animal cruelty involved, they're supposed to be naked. BTW, have any of you ever seen a real life naked mole rat? They're not so cute. Kinda creepy, actually. Fun fact: the voice of Rufus is Nancy Cartwright, aka Bart Simpson. (See Churchy, you're learning about more than marsupials n...

just how hot is it out here?
http://americancomedynetwork.com/bit.html?bit_id=31027

When we were on vacation a few weeks ago, we saw 2 gross things... First, on the MK express monorail, a woman was changing her baby on the seat of the monorail - keep in mind this was right near park opening time and the monorail car is crammed, and she didnt' put anything under the baby, and as we...

Years ago I saw Disney CM charactor costumes on ebay. a pluto, a donald, a minnie and a mickey were for sale, complete with heads, hands and feet plus extra stuff. I called Disney and they said they got like 200 calls about them so far. and 15 mins later the auction was pulled. funny conversation wi...

If it's a female with kids, is she called a mother faker?

The princesses attack,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0uaehiGor3Y
I hope this don't give Disney any ideas...