Stupid Guest Tricks

Nah, it should be grosome! I'd love to watch. BTW: Today went over very smoothly even with the storm. We had fun, I used a Fire Skink (first animal on my own :D: ) and there was a huge lack of SG's! But I had to yell at a mother a few times for hitting the glass and the kids to be careful on the he...

mechurchlady wrote:Maybe they will get lucky and she will get run over by a rhino.

A rhino? You're too kind. How about an elephant? Or even better, get gored by the tusks. Yes, I'm a bit sick sometimes. I like blood ang gore stories.

hobie16 wrote:She bounced the price and people payed? They should have moved her to marketing.

LOL. Yeah, I suppose they should have. Last my friend heard of this girl, she got hired at our mall, and then fired when securtiy cameras caught her shop-lifting perfume. Some people just never learn, do they?

A friend of mine works at King's Dominion and she told me this story. This one lady, who also worked at the Park, worked one of the games. The games usually cost about $2 to play. Well this girl charged an extra $3 and kept it for herself. Sad thing is, they didn't find out about this for at least 2...

I made this little quiz to determine whether or not you're a stupid guest. Now all we have to worry about is whether they'll tell the truth on this quiz. Probably not. :rolleyes: You see a sign that says no heelies in the park. What do you do? A: Happily leave your heelies at home. Someone could get...

Wow. I feel so sorry for you. I'm in retail, so I know what you mean. Sort of. It's not exactly the same thing, but it's got the same impatient I'm-higher-than-thou-so-kisseth-my-asseth sort of people. Like this one lady he got impatient just because she was second in line. Geez.

Congratulations! I hope you get in! :D: I just love singing as well!

You guys know the Oompa Loompa songs from Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory right? Well here's a little spoof. This is to the tune of Agustus Gloop. Heely Bridgette, Heely Bridgette, The big-headed idiot Heely Bridgette, covered in scars From crashing into people and cars Come on, Death...

"Do you play basketball?"
Yeah, right, like you'd say to a short person, "Do you play miniature golf?"

Actually, I do play miniature golf! It's fun! :)

How dare that mother endanger her child just so she could have a few minutes of thrill! :mad: She doesn't even deserve to be a mother! Sometimes, I just wonder what in the world God was thinking when he gave people like her children! It's bad enough the baby was still too small, but to stuff him in ...