Stupid Guest Tricks

From the always warped "The Onion" :hysteria:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/le ... =c-section

Beautiful work ! Very thoughtful too.

These are a great idea, until you have parents taking the wristbands off of taller kids to put it on their younger and shorter ones. Then it just creates a whole host of problems and the parents will insist that their child be allowed to ride since they have the correct color wristband on even thou...

Our local park uses a color coded wristbands system on the kids to denote height. Ther are several stations in the park where a staffer measures the child and puts the appropriate wristbands on them. Each ride has a color coded sign outside the que. Makes it abreeze for parents. My daughter was thil...

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Did you guys hear about the three park employees who were caught on camera using Old Faithful as a urinal? Talk about getting in big trouble--! If Old Faithful were to "flush" when they were in the act, they would have a very unpleasant surprise :eek: ! I Bet the E.R. might have a good ch...

Candyland is the nickname for the Sheriff's substation and jail at the Magic Kingdom because it's upstairs from the Confectionery.] There is something both ironic and satisfying to know that there is a jail / holding cell on Main Street USA! It's just so disappointing that is actually has customers...

prolly only a Disney tech can answer this. someone told me Soarin' is just s custom ShowScan system made for Disney. sort of like the ones we have here in vegas, like at the Excalibur Hotel. dont see it on thier web site thou. http://www.showscan.com/ Do the Soaring attractions not use IMAX format ...

According to TMZ news, Michael Jackson passed away this afternoon after being rushed to hospital following an apparent heart attack.

Nothing more was available on the 6pm news tonight.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-j ... ac-arrest/

To All of our Guys out there who are Dads, and Everyone who has a Dad, I hope you have a Wonderful Day enjoying your Family. :) We are taking Hubby out for Brunch, what are all of you doing today? I took my daughter to the local small amusement park, and got a nice surprise. As we were going throug...