Stupid Guest Tricks

I think that the television commercials, and the fact that the are now going to prisions to recruit people are contributing to the problem. Also Disney is not advertising in High Schools attempting to get "CP's" before they actually attend college and get them to live in their housing.

When I had somebody ask me for a Fast Track I'd send them to ORMC because that's what they call one of the lines for the Emergency Room. It's the queue that people go through that have non life threatining emergencies that don't require immediate attention.

Simba1 wrote:"What time does the rain stop?"

Well Chuck, let me consult my super dopplar radar sitting behind me here. All indications point to when you leave this god forsaken place.

I think both events are the absolute worse. I remember my first Night of Joy, it was so loud in Space Mountain that we wore earplugs in the tower, which isn't a very good thing because these crowds were louder than the breakdown alarm. Super Soap doesn't affect the rides as much, but it's just crowd...

And knowing my luck I always seem to sit next to these people on an airplane.

The two finger point isn't just unique to Disney though. I now have to fly a lot for my job, and I see it all the time when pointing out the exits on the plane. Several times in sports an open palmed point is also used.

It's just not at Disney where these idiots won't read signs. I've had several clients show up late because they didn't read their summons. I've had many no shows. I mean come on people you don't want to go to jail do you because you are too lazy to read something. It happens at the airports quite a ...

The College Program is only good if you plan on working for Disney because they seem to use those people for their positions. For most employers in Florida putting the College Program on your reseume will hurt you. It has a reputation for the partying, and that most of the participants are only look...

And those that decide to work at WDW it's just the same as Disneyland, except for the fact that it's on the other coast. I almost got wrote up for a no call no show when I was on Vacation. Save those vacation slips for at least a year. Be prepaired to make sure you have witnesses every time you are ...

I was in the gangster scene as a Tour Guide on the Movie Ride and I looked right at a guest and said the gangster lines. "Shut up you two. . . " realized what I had said and shut up at that point. The funny thing is that the two guests I yelled that line at were talking to each other.