Stupid Guest Tricks

Zazu, I'm a local so it's more like, can someone let me know when the so. cal's are coming... :)

I would love to meet you guys if you could handle a (gasp!) non Disneyer there.

Congrats and have a safe trip, I think???

The other day at Knott's, my 7 year old and I were already aboard Montezooma's Revenge when the CM asked if he could check my daughter's height. I said "yeah, man, please do". She was just fine, being about 1 inch taller than the requirement. When they got back, he was kind of trying to e...

I am down the street from you guys and I always loved this one- Guest-"Where's hong kong?" Employee-"Well, maam, it's a small country recently returned to china by England." Guest-"No, no, I mean Hong Kong the Ride." Employee-(realizing what the guest meant was KING KON...

Is it raining at Disney?

Asked while standing out at info at Universal...

"Why no sir, they have paid for a dome to cover their entire park and bought the patent while they are at it...that's why they raised their ticket prices..."