Stupid Guest Tricks

Ok people whenever you see a chain up at a ride what does that mean? IT MEANS THE RIDE IS FREAKING CLOSED ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!! So then why must they ask me " Is this ride open?" as they are standing right next to the chain at the entrance. No people I put the chain up just to see if you guys w...

cheshire wrote:i think they do read the signs....it just applies to everyone BUT them.

I just want to know why they keep selling tickets to people who are no smarter than a tire.

Mmm more fine quality guests at Knott's today. Some kid wants to get out of the Wave Swinger. Well, the exit is right next to him, but noooo that's too easy! Kid ended up climbing over a fencing, falling over onto a bench and walking off like nothing happened. :rolleyes: Exit? Anyone? If one more g...

If all the guest that entered our parks were half as smart as a rock I think we would all be extremely happy. I have seen so many stupid things done and heard so many stupid things said by guest it makes me wonder if their deffinition of a theme park isn't something short of what they percieve to be...

I posted something a few months ago about rain making DL guests stupider. Well I guess it applies at KBF too. My girlfriend and I, both former DL CMs and her also a former SFMM employee, went to Halloween Haunt last Wednesday only to find out the park was closed because it had rained all day and st...

When I worked at KBF in 2001, I got lots of stupid questions like: Guest: Where is Log Jammer? Me: You mean The Log Ride or Wind Jammer? Guest: No, Log Jammer. Me: That's at Magic Mountain. Anyone got anything else? Well see if you can top this one buddy. I was in the guest greeter position one aft...

:eek: Underage, drunk...Wow...just...wow. I still wonder how many years its going to take for guests at Knott's to look to the right and see the big bold lettered EXIT sign before they walk up the exit.... Even when their not drunk they cannot read very well even when theres a sign that plainly say...