Stupid Guest Tricks

GapToothed wrote:Trekkie Monster would agree!

Yes, my friends have played the CD for me. I have to see that. I hear it's coming to Vegas.

Raging Waters - personnel (included way more duties than I care to mention, some highlights are costuming, switchboard, and having the only radio in the park with all channels making me liason between all departments.) 1993 season Knott's Halloween Haunt - vampire maze (not nearly as glamorous as it...

I used to work the switchboard at Raging Waters. This is the most I can remember from one call, it's true, and I wish I could remember the rest. This woman had a ton of them. The players: Crazy Lady, Raging Waters Slave CL: Can I park by the beach? **The beach? WTH?** RWS: What beach would you be re...

At Pizza Port, we were told no tips. Period. When Newt Gingrich and Mary Bono came in, they left a tip behind, so the managers used it to buy a buttload of pixie stix and m&ms for us. (Gee thanks.) I've never heard of the "Deny three times" rule.

Buzz Lightyear used to frequent our restaurant. He would come and hang out by the breadsticks, trying to "upsell" for us. He'd lean on the counter and wait for people to walk up to him. Then he would point at the breadsticks, and a lot of people would pick them up, thinking they were suppo...

GMC wrote: did she not listen to the speil at btm "hold on to them hat's 'n glasses, 'cause there here's the wildest ride in the wilderness"

No no, that would be too easy.

Grrrr.... I hate people who blame poor defenseless kids. Some day I will don my own superhero outfit and go to Disneyland and treat guests the way you wish you could. Ever had an angry parent call their kid's name very loudly, and it happens to be your name too, and you nearly pee your pants because...

The price of a pizza alone was enough to send people into screaming rants. And it wasn't even that good. Unless you were fortunate enough to come by during the brief period that we offered the taco pizza. That thing was killer. I don't think Grandma did it on purpose. It's all too common to run the ...

I'm new, so I guess I had better contribute my own story of someone leaving their brain at their hotel room. This one stands out the most to me. Anyone who has been to Pizza Port can get the mental image pretty quick. Each area - salads, pastas, pizzas - is separate, with a tray rail along the front...

CBeilby wrote:Did he have his championship belt and Ric Flair with him? And how many extra seats did he need for his nose? (Sorry. Wrestling fan humor...)

Can't recall. Was quite some time ago. Apologies.