Stupid Guest Tricks

I do not know if this really fits in this thread but it is kind of related. I was working as a greeter at Ariel's grotto and a couple was complaining about the length of the line to meet Ariel. A random guest overheard the conversation walked up put his hand on my shoulder and said to us. "I be...

My favorite is when a guest would come up to me while I am working at a very obvious ride and like winnie the poo and ask me where winnie the poo is. When this happens I tell them to wait where they are and i walk out in front of the attraction and I look at the sign, then I look at them, look back ...

In reference to the bong name tag. I was doing christmas shopping at
downtown disney marketplace in orlando. And that nametag was on the
woman that was helping me out. my roommate and I just about mugged her
to get our hands on it.

Whenever I would get bored there were a couple things that I would always do. Being from the North as I was as a CP this fall I would greet guests with my best nortland norwegian accent just to see their reaction. I also had another CP buddy who would walk around with me when it was slow and start c...

I was working as a greeter at Ariel's Grotto a little while ago. A totally dull and thankless job. And we are not sposed to let strollers into the area. I told one lady and her daughter this and she proceeded to become irate. She was worried that someone would steal her stroller if she left it unatt...

You ever decide you do not feel like doing a particular job and decide to make a child an honorary custodian for a bit and then proceed to have the kid do the job you do not want to do?