Stupid Guest Tricks

I love it at Dumbo and Snow too when people duck under then chains when they're locked. I just put on my mic (at Dumbo) and say "If you're going over or under chains, you're going the wrong way. We're closed." It usualy makes them stop as they have to think about what I said. The "Wha...

My favorite things to do relate to snow white. People get off the ride obviously looking to pick a fight and all are like 'well where is the ending?!?!' I point to the wall (picture of happy snow white) and don't speak to them (while the babble some nonsense, because YES i designed the ride) and ju...

Some of the things I've been saying at Dumbo, I'm surprised I haven't been talked to yet. "Welcome back Dumbo pilots! Please gather all your belongings, watch your step and exit out the nearest blue exit gate. They're blue, they have the word exit on them and if you push on them, they'll open! ...

First off, you have a Raphael icon. I <3 (heart) you. Greatly <3 you. Or maybe that' s just me <3ing Raphael. So rare to find someone who understands the Raph love. Second off, teh uber suckage about the guest. Good luck getting back in! Just keep on a trying! My friend was told that they didn't hav...

Ah, I work classics too. I love the kids who have the parents talking to each other and the kid paying more attention to the light chaser or whatever annoying flashing toy they have and just letting the kid walk right in front of the vehicle. Then it takes the parents a few seconds to register that ...

I have one that I don't know how I got away with. I think the dad realized how stupid he was being. I was grouping on Dumbo and of course, he didn't want to go with his kids and were trying to get them to go together. Well, in order to accompany someone under 7, they have to be 54" tall. The ol...