Stupid Guest Tricks

GMC wrote:I imagine that those shuttles have quite the horn on them

You'd be surprised...the only horn we really had was a little dinky one that we got to go "beep-beep" on when we started moving from a stopped position.

Ok, eleven hours and a few drinks later, here is "The Shuttle Story, or How I Did Approximately $36,000 of Damage to Disney Property and Lived to Tell the Tale"

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Observe the diagram. Here is the legend:
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whaddaya think, guys, would this be a good thread in which to detail my extensive damage (entirely accidental, mind you) to an MGM Backlot Tour shuttle?

it'll most likely involve a diagram or two... YES!
So be it...unfortunately, I have to head off to work right now, but when I get home I'll ...

whaddaya think, guys, would this be a good thread in which to detail my extensive damage (entirely accidental, mind you) to an MGM Backlot Tour shuttle?

it'll most likely involve a diagram or two...

Well, let's see...at Trail's End Buffeteria (now there's a swell name), during major lulls we'd color the cute little pictures of Mickey Goofy and Donald, or I'd do a little grumpy looking "Mickey of the Day" doodle for the server station, nothing real spectacular there.

At MGM Backlot Tour ...

"You'd better build it a bit bigger, they've actually got castles here...and they're not made out of plastic..."

I love Eddie Izzard...the man is a genius

We used Sterbac and Simple Green in the Zoo at DisneyQuest Chicago, too, since it wasn't really feasible to ship costume pieces back to Florida for cleaning, scuff removal and sanitizing...

Hopping back to the topic of naming ducks, I remember ambling about the Boardwalk one night with my CP roommates and being informed that a winged threesome that frequented the area near the bakery had been named "Quacker," "Squeaker," and "The Other One."

And here I was joining up not expecting any other DQ Chicago CMs either...

I was with the Characters Department for the final summer of ops, and I can't tell you how many times we had the Park District kids try to punch Buzz Lightyear and/or Goofy in the face...I distinctly recall having our ...