Stupid Guest Tricks

Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talkin' about! If only the guests and upper management knew what goes on in the parks on a day-to-day basis.
Oh god, as the mother of a young girl I think it is definitely best that I don't know! In this case ignorance is definitely bliss LOL

Gives the phrase "Fast ...

OMG. What a story! We just took (were dragged on I should say lol) the BLT for the first time in ages a couple weeks ago and the first thing I said to my husband was "how the hell does anyone drive those things?"

Thanks for the great story, glad you weren't hurt!

TID

OMG: You are not kidding about Super Soap being hell if you don't watch them. What's as hellish as having to work them? How about having to put up with relatives wanting to watch every stinking motorcade and you have to drag your kid all over to meet them and mess up half your day?

I'm not bitter ...

Ah, it seems that this happens to CM's too like it does when you work in retail. When I worked the lottery ticket machine at a large midwestern retailer my co-workers called me LottoChick. Which eventually, morphed into Lotto-Goddess ;) LOL

Reading this board is so educational (makes mental note to ...

There's one white duck (among the many mallards) who hangs around the MK monorail station.

We call him AFLAC. http://figzu.com/smilies/duck.gif
Okay, I know this is an old post but I had to ask do you mean the MK at WDW or DL?

Last time we were at WDW last year there was a white duck among the ...

I hear that! That's frustrating no matter what job you have! It's kind of like how much I hate it when my sisters, neither of whom have children, tell me how to parent my 8 year old LOL.

As if they have a clue...

Well I'm glad to know that I don't do the most annoying thing that most AP's do! Like ...

I don't know about guests in general but I fear that I will be far dumber than usual on our trip, and we leave in the morning. This is because my dearest grandmother passed away last week and I am not firing on all thrusters.

Everyone told me that I should still take my daughter on this trip, which ...

AP guests can drive other guests crazy too (and I purchase an AP but only because it works out economically, we usually only make it down to WDW once a year.)

I can spot them a mile away. But I bet if you guys saw me you wouldn't know we were an AP family LOL. That's cause we're very pro-cm, don't ...

*hands up* Please don't shoot, I'm friendly LOL.

First of all, I want to let ya'll know that the newbies coming in here (myself included) are all flocking in cause this site was mentioned on a couple pro-disney message boards, so if you were wondering what happened, that's it.

I however am so glad ...