Stupid Guest Tricks

On my last day... Burning bridges on your last day is never a good idea but sometimes ya gotta do what needs to be done. When I was a tech support guy a bunch of went out to lunch and had a few too many beers. We all abused customers all afternoon. The funny thing was not one of them complained. I ...

Roy has probably had the Trans Pac scheduled for quite a while. It's only run every two years. On top of that he's trying to get back the record time and this is his last race ever. As it turns out the timing was bad for bidness vs. pleasure.

Stay cynical. You won't be disapointed as often.

Two of Iger's highest priorities are/were to mend fences with Roy and Stanley and to renew the partnership with Pixar. Mending fences with Roy should make the renewal with Pixar much easier.

Space Mountain.

And, if the Night Marchers don't get you the Menehune will. The only thing that will save Disneyland from them is if the Tiki Room was blessed by a kahuna.

LiveWire wrote:what are the night marchers?????

Ghosts of Hawaiian warriors. http://www.nightmarchers.com/what.html

With the reopening of the Tiki Room you all should watch out for the Night Marchers. If you hear drums you bettah run.

In the window of a fast food place in San Francisco I saw a sign that read, "We serve Grey Poupon." On the counter inside was a hand lettered sign that read, "We Poupon Your Hot Dog."

Now honestly don't you think a leash would have kept something like this from happening? Even if the child walked only a few feet away before mom noticed it was already too late! A leash would have helped not because the child was a "terror" or Hyper, but because anything can happen. Than...

It's a new invention called a pen knife. Many boys between the ages of 8 and 13 get one as gift, especially if they are in Cub Scouts or Boy Scouts. Maybe you don't know, but they use it to make big sticks into little sticks while sitting around a camp fire listening to stories. Sometimes adults us...