Stupid Guest Tricks

I work turnstyles, and kids that are under 3 get in free. I've seen some VERY tall 2 year olds come through my gate. One of my favorites is when I ask a parent how old their child is, and they say "2", but the kid is holding up 5 fingers. Asking the parents to explain that one usually results in ...

Things I've found myself doing
- "Disney Point" when not even in the parks
- picking up random trash when I'm in the parks as a guest
- Giving directions (even in parks I don't work at)
- Answering questions at Tip Board (on my day off ... and I don't even work Tip Board)
- Wishing ppl a happy ...

I've accidentally clipped a few guests in the heels with a stroller gate when I'm on exits. I've also tripped over someone driving an ECV on at least 2 occasions.

(haven't managed to hit anyone with the Map Cart yet, but seeing as how I can barely see around that thing when I'm moving it, and it ...