Stupid Guest Tricks

This is the kinda of stuff that makes me question human intelligence.

Guest: How long are your foot long hot dogs?
Me: 12 inches.
Guest: 12 inches *thinking* So that's like a foot right?

Here's your sign!

-ftg

While working wait times at Village Haus last weekend I had the following conversation with a guest.

G: Hello, what land is that teacup ride in?
Me: Fantasyland, the land you're in right now, sir.
G: This isn't Fantasyland. (I figured he got to us by way of Big Thunder Trail.)
Me: Yes, sir it is.
G ...