Stupid Guest Tricks

And by make their own magic I mean sex. so a couple of stories that happened recently all of them at the ToT in DCA one I was in tower at ToT and the other tower position points out a large breasted girl on an elevator and just as the elevator finished the profile the girl next to her reaches over a...

The worst thing about the cheerleaders? I actually have a list. 1. They're too loud, especially for an indoor attraction like ToT (please no yelling in the library) 2. They're annoying, "Like, oh my god!" 3. They're in highschool, it's one of the most irritating age groups, I hated them ev...

The sad thing is that the people with really low IQs are usually the ones who can follow the directions the best. At ToT we have a couple of mentally retarded (if that's not proper you can bite me) APs that come in all the time and they are avid about following the rules, they buckle in right away, ...

going back to the original topic. I was working Soarin' Over California and as everyone knows every single seat on the ride is fully wheelchair and ECV accessible. One person with a wheelchair near the middle the line for a row insisted on me letting them sit on the first seat they came to, but I to...

I share the same name as two of the leads in my area

people get so pissed when they show me a GAC card with the wheelchair stamp, the stroller=wheelchair, or the stairs stamp and I send them through the normal stanby line. me: "our lines are 100% wheelchair accessable, so please wait in the stand-by line" them: "but I don't have a wheel...

I had a club 33 member try to get into the fastpass line at Soarin' Over California. I told the guy that it does nothing here, it only can get you into the club, he was kinda peeved but he left me alone

I've had the understanding that at least at DL they will allow you to use a Fastpass as long as its after the start time even if its past the end time, I've heard at WDW they wont allow this. True or false? I usually get there in my alloted timesframe and use my FP's as intended. Are there people r...

we aren't trained on that. we pretty much have to use common sense If we see it we point them to the end of the line, if a guest complains to us about it we can't do anything because we don't know if the guest is lying, personaly I a "one person cannot save a spot for groups larger than 4 total...

if guests were smart enough to read the signs or listen to the safety spiel would there be a need for any employee? Guest stupidity is what gives us a job from day to day. Although it would be nice if they actually listened to the safety spiel. like for instance on Soarin' Over California Patrick gi...