Stupid Guest Tricks

One annoying thing about working around the Rvers of America at night on the weekend is guest coming up to you and asking you 'What time is Fantasmic?' every 5 minutes, Yet guest never usually pronounce 'Fantasmic' correctly, but instead butcher the name and come with something completely different....

I thought Managers were supposed to give you your discipline not later than 30 days after your infringment. If they don't, then you can refuse it after they give it to you. You should talk to the Union about this.

I've had a guest ask me "How do we get to California Adventure", while Standing right infront of the big letters infront of the park which spell "CALIFORNIA". I've also seen guest who enter DCA thinking they've just entered Disneyland, then get Confused because they don't know wh...

Those guest must have been from Europe...

I'd heard about a Guest Pooping on the Blue train of Screamin', which is why I'd never ride on the blue train. I guest the ride litterally "Scared the crap out of them".

Over at Burger Invasion, I had a guest order a Double Cheeseburger with NO CHEESE! She was a blonde...