Stupid Guest Tricks

yes CDS 3.0 sucks. I hate it.

But about the GC being a welcomed change, yes, it is. It is so much better than pressing an enable, and the lovely blinking green button.

Yes guests yell at you, and call you names, But it is a gret stress relief!

What can I say, Crowd control sucks. Whenever I do crowd control, I always get into altercations with the Lovely AP's, with thier dumb AP lanyard around their necks, who argue becuase the people are moving so slowly. Benefits of crowd control: You get called names for enforcing rules you get paid ex...

If you have a problem with any of the CM's, than do what I do, and just ignore them. Maynard enjoys his job, and guests love him, and to me, that is all that matters. He has never been mean to me, or gave me a reason to dis him, matter a fact, I wouldnt diss anyone. EVeryone is their own person, and...

All I have to say, is that for anyone to bash anyone, or put them down for doing thier job is stupid! Maynard does a great job, and though he can make the show more than assisting it, the main thing Beofre the DISNEY GUIDLINES, is to make the guests happy! That is what it is all about right? THat is...

Exactly ... they're just helping the APs give themselves an over-glorification, so they can show off to everyone in line -- "I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING BECAUSE I AM AN ANNUAL PASSHOLDER. ASK ME QUESTIONS BECAUSE I COME HERE ALL THE TIME AND I KNOW EVERYTHING, I EVEN KNOW MORE THAN THE CMs BECAUSE ...

I LOVE SPEILING!!! I would recomend using some phrases like on jungle: Welcome back splashers, gather your belongings watch that step, and exit to your left hand side Welcom back splashers....GET OUT....Oh, That was kinda rude, please GET OUT, To your left that is! HAve a great day, and thanks for s...

fantasmic is not easy!? O my gosh, it is fantastic, with a M for the T! It isnt that hard, but, soetimes guests leave their brains, and manners at the gates...

It was going to be called FANTASIMAGORA, Imagine if it were called that, NO guest would ever get it right!

Ill let REVIA X tell you his name, but let me tell you , in case you were interested, he is very attractive, and an all around nice guy, I work with him often, and I think you two will make a great couple. he also works out! Arms of steel! and abbs to kill!

if you go to slow on matterhorn, most CM's know that the ride will station backup,

About canoe30x just wondering if you are an AP?

One of the best ones, which I got today was as follows me- how many guest- ya..... me-sir, how many in your party? guest- what was that? --i then walk to the group in back of them , and let them go on in front of the first group-- AS the guest panicks me- how many in your group guest-um...um,.....1,...