Stupid Guest Tricks

No, we don't have the shopping passes at WDW.

"Where's the Hall of Presidents?"
"It's in Liberty Square."
"It's not here in Main Street?"
"No, it's in Liberty Square."
"Oh, because it used to be here."
::sigh::

^^no, we're pushing the parade forward to 2:60.

^there are two families: the Castle suite winners and the random family chosen.

Did they get permission to perform the show? It's a matter of protecting intellectual property.

just push the big button on top.

Haunted Mansion -It's not that scary -Yes, I know it's hot outside, especially with long pants, a tie, dress shirt, and a vest -No, Eddie Murphy isn't inside -Yes, it is dark inside; it's called "the haunted mansion" -It's not that scary -IF A DOOR OPENS, WALK THROUGH IT -When entering the...

the only thing I care about is if other CMs are doing their jobs.

"You said, we listened"?

Or maybe this will be some Backstage Magic in Eyes and Ears next month.

after having to deal with this question so many times, I will no longer ask people how much longer the ride is down.

Honestly, sometimes you get a phone call to stop people at Greeter and you wait until you get a call to re-open and that is all the information you are given.