Stupid Guest Tricks

Hey SGT! It feels really great to reactivate this account. (Though I have only posted six times on this account. I had another before but I got promoted at my Home Park and I figured it would be best to keep my grumblings to myself.) I am very excited because I got my acceptance into the WDWCP! I wi...

Freak wrote:LOL, I love that. The "nah, its cool" defense. Never works, but always makes the SG looks reaaalllly stupid.

The guy was in his forties, had a shaved head and was wearing a Miami Heat basketball jersey. He didn't need the defense to look stupid. :D:

Overheard at MGM: Outside Hollywood and Vine. An SG comes up to the host waiting outside the restaurant. He is a few paces ahead of his large group. SG: Hey, buddy, where is Planet Hollywood? CM: Um, that's in Downtown Disney. SG: Really? (Turns to group.) Guys! This place is in a whole 'nother coun...

The following happened at my ride last week: (A guest is wearing a poofy red hat that he had won at a game on the midway.) Me: Excuse me , sir, you can't wear that hat on the ride. It will probably fall off. SG: No, man. It's cool. It will be fine. Me: Sir, it is going to fall off and be a safety ha...

Hey folks, I just finished a lovely three day journey into the most magical place on Earth. I have spent over six years working at a regional park in my hometown, but this trip made me realize how badly I want to work for the Mouse. Here is my question to you guys: How easy would it be to get a summ...

Incontrol, On behalf of the (rather tardy) BDOSGT A warm and long overdue welcome . Due to our late arrival, please help yourself to TWO beverages! :beer: :beer: :pepsi: :pepsi: :coke: :coke: :rumncoke: :rumncoke: :coffee: :coffee: Thanks! But, thanks to my park's beverage agreement, I can only dri...

Clearly, she is a model train passenger, what with her high quality education.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsHrN54rLBw

I work at a non-disney park. (Please, don't throw things.) So I have to translate our radio speak... "Supervisor to On-Duty Manager" *no response* "Supervisor to On-Duty Manager" *Again, no response* "SUPERVISOR TO ON-DUTY MANAGER!" "Be advised, you are the on-duty...