Stupid Guest Tricks

Hey SGT!

It feels really great to reactivate this account. (Though I have only posted six times on this account. I had another before but I got promoted at my Home Park and I figured it would be best to keep my grumblings to myself.)
I am very excited because I got my acceptance into the WDWCP! I ...

Freak wrote:LOL, I love that. The "nah, its cool" defense. Never works, but always makes the SG looks reaaalllly stupid.

The guy was in his forties, had a shaved head and was wearing a Miami Heat basketball jersey. He didn't need the defense to look stupid. :D:

Overheard at MGM:
Outside Hollywood and Vine.
An SG comes up to the host waiting outside the restaurant. He is a few paces ahead of his large group.

SG: Hey, buddy, where is Planet Hollywood?
CM: Um, that's in Downtown Disney.
SG: Really? (Turns to group.) Guys! This place is in a whole 'nother ...

The following happened at my ride last week:

(A guest is wearing a poofy red hat that he had won at a game on the midway.)

Me: Excuse me , sir, you can't wear that hat on the ride. It will probably fall off.

SG: No, man. It's cool. It will be fine.

Me: Sir, it is going to fall off and be a ...

Hey folks,
I just finished a lovely three day journey into the most magical place on Earth.

I have spent over six years working at a regional park in my hometown, but this trip made me realize how badly I want to work for the Mouse.

Here is my question to you guys:
How easy would it be to get a ...

Incontrol, On behalf of the (rather tardy) BDOSGT A warm and long overdue welcome . Due to our late arrival, please help yourself to TWO beverages! :beer: :beer: :pepsi: :pepsi: :coke: :coke: :rumncoke: :rumncoke: :coffee: :coffee:

Thanks! But, thanks to my park's beverage agreement, I can only ...

Clearly, she is a model train passenger, what with her high quality education.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsHrN54rLBw

I work at a non-disney park. (Please, don't throw things.) So I have to translate our radio speak...

"Supervisor to On-Duty Manager"
*no response*
"Supervisor to On-Duty Manager"
*Again, no response*
"SUPERVISOR TO ON-DUTY MANAGER!"

"Be advised, you are the on-duty manager."

:D: