Stupid Guest Tricks

Oh tonight was so much fun. I was Greeter at Buzz in TL during the Extended Extra Magic Hour, at 7 o'clock the fireworks started and we began to only let guests with wristbands into the ride. The Buzz Coordinator was standing right across the way from me and a guest walked up to me. ~Guest- Excuse m...

Im at Kilimanjaro, HATE IT, but i have to wait 6mos JUST to get my name on the Skill Call List. That will be on June 8th. Will there be ANY openings for Mansion at that time?? It's gonna be hard to get into the Mansion, I'm gonna tell you right now. I work there and we're already full staffed enoug...

Oh yeah I've got a great one, one night I was closing the Haunted Mansion as the Greeter and we were closing at like 10. So at exactly 10 I let the last guest in the line and closed everything off, 2 min later they made it through the Stretch Room and then 10 min later they made it through the ride....

Oh KS, Good luck with that, I personally wouldn't want it (since i can't stand spieling) but I'm sure you'll love working there I hear a lot of people do.

Personally I wish I could have your spot in TL and you can take mine in Ad/Lib....all I've ever wanted to do is work in TL, either on Space or in the Buzz Complex (Which is everything else except Space and Speedway which are 2 separate pieces of TL). Space isn't too bad from what I hear but watch ou...

The most fun is when you come into work at 7:30 am to work a normal shift and staying until about 4:30 am then coming back in 7 hrs later....lets just say I didn't sleep much at all that night.

There is a lady in Tomorrowland at the Magic Kingdom who has a very thick accent and she is able to look a guest square in the face and say "You are supposed to be happy and having fun here at Disney, f**ck you!" and they wouldn't know what she was saying.

I have a new Funny Nametag....
it says my name and all which is Vanessa but I was able to pull one over and get the city, state from my favorite movie put on it, which is Hill Valley, CA (from the back to the future movies)

I guess it really does seem a bit scary....and can kinda make you think, but I was just relaying a thought from a CM that drives them constantly so she knows them better than most people of course.

Those are the type of people that should be taken out back and beaten until they understand that it's not acceptable.