Stupid Guest Tricks

My nametag was forever getting me questions of 'is that your real name?' My name is Ebony, and no, I'm not black at all. To top it off, I come from New Zealand, so I'd get funny looks all day long. I tried to lend my spare tag to a friend at work one night (a girl, also white), but the coordinator t...

What You Said: Please watch your step. What They Heard: I can ignore y.... *bam!* "Why didn't you tell me to watch the step?!" What You Said: No photos on the platform, sir. What You Wanted To Say: If you take a photo on this platform and the flash distracts the operator, you are endangeri...

I worked as a lifeguard over at YB Resort for a couple of months. We had radios at several stands in case of emergencies etc, and also received radio traffic from Lake Patrol through those. I have a couple of them: LP2: Lake Patrol 2 to Lake Patrol 1 LP1: One by LP2: There's a lawnmower in the lake....