Stupid Guest Tricks

some lady came into the indy line in a small world shirt, and security made her go change it.

Tiki: the birds sing the flowers croon, and the tikis, um tiki. Jungle: tours departing right now and returning... sometimes. Thunder: you only get wet if you pee yourself. indy: you only get wet when you go upside down, going upside down is not part of the ride. steam trains: this isn't the monorai...

i was cornered by my city hall friend while she was doing a tour, and she made me answer questions, and one of the people in her tour was a florida conductor, but i don't think it was you, because that was today, and i'm pretty sure you already left. Maybe though i dunno it's late and i'm *still* tr...

and pedro, it says CT because that's the lowest status, you'll notice as you post more, you'll be moved up through cr, cr 25, pt, ft, and so on, to lifer, or you can choose your own title, i remember when only 300+ (i think it was) posters could customize, but it was drawn out as a moderator had to ...

the way we wave good by here :waves: would mean to back off in italy (like no touchie) instead they use a hand gesture similar to the way we would bekon someone closer to say good bye. in some south american countries, and spanish speaking countries the ok hand sign, when delivered from male to male...

supposedly he's burried in the middle of the autopia track, well a fenced of section aka the graveyard, it's also where the people mover/ rocket rods track dips low enough for people to climb onto it. i've heard of giant branches actually reaching for people after they've felt the urge to go check t...

If i saw someone harassing smokers in a smoking section, or if they came up to me and complained, i would be more than happy to inform them of our policies and remind them that smokers are people too, and if they can't smoke in your breathing area, maybe you shouldn't be allowed to breathe in their ...

do i need to call a moderator?

. *All of the gasps and "Ooohhh"s when the fireworks on the sides of Main Street fire off after "Is this haunted room actually stretching?" Don't you think the gasps and "Ooohhs" are what the creators of the fireworks were HOPING they'd hear? I Exclaimed "OH SHOOT...

i'll be at tiki rom 330 to close on monday, and the parade route for the rest of the week, until saturday when i'm off. We should take him to the denny's on St. College and Katella, see if they give him a discount. Zazu, as a fellow conductor i look forward to meeting you, and would be willing to tr...