Stupid Guest Tricks

I want a specialzed nametage plate that says "Slightly Disgruntled" and under my name instead of foreman "doesn't bite"

This works every time. Many theories on why, probably all valid. G: What happened? GM: We've run out of spoons. G: Oh, ok. and they were never heard from agian! G:Is the ride working GM: no, we're temporaly closed. G:Why? GM: No spoons. g: no spoons? gm: No spoons. g: so like what really happened? g...

NO! on the grounds that they might accidentally laser themselves in the eye.

exactly Yeah... I like some of Banky's stencil work... it is extraordinary. This? This is retarded. This is him going "look what I got away with" He Actually DIDN'T get away with it. As soon as we found out he was in there, we hit a power disconnect, and some guests that were watching him...

Yeah... people are just stupid I guess... I know what you mean about the difficult asian parties though. They usually come in HUGE groups... I was grouping at Indy, and asked them how many. They chit chatted a while amongst themselves to come to a decision of what to tell me. They replied with &quo...

Back to the subject: Idiots thinking it's a fun/safe idea to stand up on rides. Canoes30x, sounds like you almost got the big thunder backstage tour. We're instructed to warn them no more than three times before stopping the ride. If we feel the threat to thier safety is more immediate, we can forgo...

Yep, I agree about the majority of people in Oakland. And I got reprimanded by other members in another thread for being afraid to go there. Ghetto people suck. They ruin the attractions for everyone else. I was at DLR just this past weekend, and while walking out of Indy, there were about 4-6 boys...

IdiotsAreEverywhere wrote:The Face. :D:

Nay, said the follower of everyman Ron Burgandy; "...punch...right in the ovaries. Yup, right in the ol' babymaker!"

That is the punishment.

-When in Rome

I found this sight a while back and have been reading it regularly as it really presents a side of themeparks not seen by those of us who do not work there. So, I just got back from a 2day trip down to DL and what I had already noticed before is now REALLY noticable after reading this board. I swea...

At least your Main Street Station has an exit ramp. The DL one has stairs for entrance and exit, and installing a ramp would be just plain impractical. We have to send guests who can't transfer from a WC/ECV to New Orleans Square or Tomorrowland if they want to ride the train. Our Main Street Stati...