Stupid Guest Tricks

Our judges are pretty warm and fuzzy. Plus, everyone knows that they're just working in the style of the TV show judges, so people don't get too upset over that part. As for the lack of delay...well, somehow Idol has ended up almost exempt from Disney behavior laws (as far as the shows themselves). ...

My favorite is a variation on the "Are you hot?". It is the "Why is it so hot?". Get that one at least 5 times a day (yay, spring/summer!). The other day, I just looked the SG in the eye and said "Oh, my bad. We forgot to turn on the external A/C today.". The sad thing?...

(not to turn a dead thread into a zombie, but oh well) We do get a decent amount of SGs, but they're mostly high school kids. This generally happens when we have chorus, theatre, and/or band groups in the park. It's super fun. Examples: Groups of 10+ kids want to know why they need more than one cha...

Stumbled on this site today, and it has been extremely entertaining. I love the fact that this thread exists. Now's let's see...I've got some fun from the Idol neck of the woods. SG: Excuse me, miss. How do I get to the HSM show? Me: Well, it's a moving stage, but they'll park in fro--- SG: No! They...