Stupid Guest Tricks

When KSR ran Night Safaris, there were sound effects scattered throughout the area of animal cries. Walking out of certain areas after closing could be a bit eerie - worst was the "live Warden", if the last vehicle was carrying guests you had to walk out, through the trees in the pitch bla...

Amphigorey wrote:Did you get a chance to say anything to his parent?

His parent(s) were presumably comfortably ensconced at home in Brazil, or off on their own vacation free of their spawn. His tour guide and one of my managers did have a few quiet words off to the side of the loading area.

After the Apocalypse there will be fruitcake.

Cockroaches and fruitcake. And Twinkies.

I came perilously close to striking a guest once - I was in the queue for KSR , facing the platform to check on my loaders, when my butt was pinched. Not brushed, not touched, not bumped into, pinched . Hard . As in left a bruise hard. The reflex to swing took a split second to control, and my urge ...

...I think I probably would've asked that mom what her damage was. I don't think I could've stayed quiet. ... Oh, we did not stay quiet! I have also suffered through multiple major sunburns and sun poisoning, I could hardly breathe trying to imagine an infant in that sort of pain. We called 911, we...

having encountered a mother toting her ten day old infant around DAK, and once seeing an infant with notable blisters from sunburn being marched down the Boardwalk in his buggy on their way to EPCOT, I think nothing will surprise me anymore. Dismay, but not surprise.

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The Kool-Aid is especially potent these days.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

What if they are Wiccan? Can they wear Witch's Hats? :twisted: Now you see where demanding to wear religious garb at work can take you. :cool: Wicca doesn't have any required garb or ornamentation, and even voluntarily, pointy hats are far from being common. A Wiccan is far more likely to be skycla...

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Donald's friend was probably a girl anyway.

yhea, 'cause girls are never pervy or inappropriate?