Stupid Guest Tricks

1] I KNEW I should've made that left turn in Albuquerque

I don't have one for the second pic.

"Anything to declare?"

"One wombat. Make that two wombats."

Hey! Hey you! I'm talking to you! How do you like my new hair?

Wombat picked the wrong week to attend the Wombat Convention.

I don't have anything for the contest...yet..but it would have been funny for Wombat to put a Mickey on the likeness in the photoshopped Mickey wearing the Wombat sweatshirt.

just sayin...

"As you can see in the window ladies and gentlemen, a great white shark and a lawyer. Even though the shark is hungry, as a manner of common courtesy, sharks will not eat their own kind. I'm not sure we can say that for the lawyer."

See? A white man can indeed jump.


[Note: this is NOT a racist comment. There is a movie from the early 90's called White Men Can't Jump]

"Yes Mary, it is me, the lawyer for the angel Gabriel. Before we get to the Christ child thing, you need to sign this affidavit confirming that you are indeed a virgin and that you have not had any sexual relations with any man, or woman preceding this date and time. It's all here in the fine p...

"anyone have a toothpick? I seem to have another ^&%(&*# lawyer stuck in my teeth again."

"This is the before photograph of the trapeze artist not really trying too hard to hold on to the lawyer with slippery snake like skin...."