Stupid Guest Tricks

No... some people are REALLY that stupid :shock: ... although that's a real strech going all the way down into mansion and thinking it's Splash... hmmmmm

*sigh*... I hate Indy. One of the many things that go wrong there. I really can't stand it when dip sh!t parents insist that their small child be allowed to ride. IT'S FOR THEIR SAFETY IDIOTS. That Jeep could buck a little kid right out of the vehicle, seatbelt or not if they're small enough.

Scream162 wrote:"How long is the wait?"

I freakin' hate that question!
a) the god damn sign right there says what the wait is
b) I don't care
c) you're in the wrong line, standby is over there... this is fastpass. "oh, what's fastpass?"
:bang:

I'm sorry, but... why were they standing up? Friggin morons..ugh. I seriously think we need to like...just strap anyone who does anything stupid on a ride up to a wall so we can peg them with oranges or tomatoes. Some stupid teenagers... they were minors so they were escorted out of the park by sec...

After a breakdown on Thunder this past weekend (guest standing - manual E-stop) I was out at Greeter and got this: me - "Sorry folks Big Thunder is currently not operating due to technical diffi..." *interrupted* guest (older large woman) - "OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Pirates and...

Well get ready folks, tonight's the first night! I'll be over at Big Thunder Mountain. Wish you all luck in staying awake tonight!!

Believe me, after 1-1/2 years working Soarin' I have seen everything in the book. That is a classic one... people sit where they want to not where they are supposed to. You made the mistake of explaining too much. You will find it is much easier to just tell them what they need to do instead of expl...