Stupid Guest Tricks

It is basically implied that you should not bring weapons to Disneyland. And as it was stated that Disneyland is Private Property, so they can do what they wish with rules on weapons. I am very thankful for that fact because I don't know how many CMs would still have all their limbs let alone their ...

I remember when I used to work at Auto where we would have to really tug on those belts to get them on for persons who occupied more space horizontally. The Chevron cars used to have one leather strap with a few holes that would go on a hook on the side of the car closest to the CM in the pit. I ...

Well, depending on the severity of the complaint (and the perceived truth) then that is the determing factor of what happens to the CM. Most complaints are taken by the wonderful Plaid people and "noted". A lot of complaints are from people that just want to flame off their frustrations ...

I think the name as later Changed to Condom Cave because of all of the condoms found on the floor. Every single one used....poor sweeper who had to clean them up.

I think now that there is a camera there.

I have a few stalkers now.......some girls that always want a birthday sticker from me......

Here is another type of AP:

Stalking Sue/Stu
Either too ugly, so they have to stalk a poor CM. Or under the legal age limit and incredibly hot. Either way, they decide that they have to constantly visit ...

Have fun sweeping the used balloons *wink wink* off the ground.....

Whenever I see parents with a kid wearing a leash I jump for joy. I like approaching the guest and start patting the child on it's head and saying, "Good (boy/girl)...." Then I would ask, "What's is it's name?"

One time I did this and the parents felt so embarrased after that because of the large ...

LOL, maybe even some voting....errr AP renewal taxes...

My deepest apologies on your part. Please put something in their coffee....Ex-Lax maybe... Keep them from coming to us.

If you do, we will be in your debt FOREVER ....Plus my boss, the five foot mouse, would have to say to you in a high pitched voice, "Gee, thanks a bunch! Now I get more sleep at ...

Hey Wheelieman. Thanks for being considerate, not too many people are nowadays. But most of us talk about guests who rent the ECV simply because they are too lazy. When we see guests that come in with their own ECV it is a different story.

I hope I get to come into contact with you one of these ...