Stupid Guest Tricks

They post part time Security jobs on the job web-page. So it looks like they hire but maybe if I'm lucky someone can help me out with my question.

Today is my Birthday !!!!! I hoping for a quite one, maybe if I'm lucky and keep it quite it will pass me by and I will only be 51. It did not work out last year because my birthday knows what I look like and found me. So I'm looking for an extrema new look maybe something in fish nets stiletto heal...

I know this is not a normal question for this board but I am going to retire in the next couple of years. I have a Security/Law Enforcement background and I was thinking about moving back to the Orlando area and trying to get on with Disney in security. But it would be nice if I could talk to someon...