Stupid Guest Tricks

lmao! I was thinking, "I really don't want to see innappropriate Public Displays of Affection either." I'm so behind the times.

460 nickles equal $23

35 more will get you to $24.75 (and 875 points toward your next card, lol)

roflmao!

I've got one for you. Eight years ago we cancelled the Cingular cell phone account my husband had and they gave me a hard time. The following month we got a bill for $.74. I refused to pay them another penny. They still send a statement every month!!! We figure even with the discount ...

Our big chewer is our dachshund that lives with my parents. When he was a puppy Schnitzel ate the linoleum off of the kitchen floor. It was all down hill from there. I don't dare have a watch with a leather band if I'm near him. He also eats my mom's headphones (and then she steals mine and he eats ...

Congratulations!

22) Do you have any sugar?
I sure do sweetie, honeypie, dumpling.

40) Can you tell me about sailboats?
Yes, they are watercraft propelled by sails (those cloth things) which generate thrust when placed in a wind current.

62) Where is the continental breakfast?
Are you sure you can eat all seven ...

Sorry, I don't agree on this one. And Walmart may be crappy for plenty of other reasons.

I can sympathize with the family and it is terrible that they won't have the money but I am more disgusted with the lawyer. (he ASSumed they could keep it... I'm sure he's keeping his half!)

When you sue for ...

I love the Fairly Odd parents and I'm 38 too! lol


...what could possibly correct Priscilla Presley's disastrous potato-face plastic surgery than an above-the-neck amputation? ...


Speaking of her, "Dr. Jiffy Lube" was just release from jail and then detained by immigration. He's expected to be ...

Aah! So much clogging!

It's 'Mickey Forest'!

The article is about halfway down the page:

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