Stupid Guest Tricks

Zazu wrote:I still think I got the best of these when an SG at MK's Frontierland asked where Magic Mountain was.

She got salty with me, so I told her how to get there.

Something like I-75 to I-10 to I-5? And that makes what I do from Disneyland sound tame...

But she did ask how to. :p

On my New York State Tax return, they ask me to report anything I bought over the internet or out of state that didn't have sales tax, and pay NYS the sales task then. CA does the same thing. I remember there being something back east a while ago where Amazon was going to be made to charge Sales Ta...

When groups got to us they had to make an oragami football, then 2 members had to be the goal posts, one member had to drop the football, & one member had to kick the oragami football. Football had to be kicked while standing backwards with the kicker's heel. :eek: Lastly, the backward kicker h...

Wait... You guys only had to do FOUR GradNites and they are ALL DONE already?

We have to do SEVEN out here in CA spread out over 6 weeks. And silly me went and volunteered to work every single one of them... 1830 - 2700 shifts, here I come again! And we haven't even started them yet...

Well, there is always Mr. Smiley... :D:

So, I saw quite the SGT the other night as my GF and I were leaving the House of Blues in DTD. We were walking out to my car when we saw it... Ok, Parking has 2 white, unmarked SUVs parked on the side of the exit road from valet parking. There is also a 3rd card, lights on, sitting behind them. *Bic...

Man, L&F got a guest even Crazier than the Leprechaun Lady? I remember that guest from a few times last year at grad nites... Stories like this at times make me want to go to Guest Relations. Almost make me want to...

And I wish I could have heard that all-call...

Someone wrote "The gods have been angered by all the CELEBRATING!" on the City Hall whiteboard backstage and it has become our new slogan. Ah, that white board has some interesting things written on it at times... I remember a few weeks ago it said "National 'Thats what She Said' Day...

Okay, so DLR CMs need to use the longer one, but it seems that WDW CMs just need, "Any Disney owned store where you are offered a bag for your purchases." If these are true than it seems we have come up with a simple answer for a simple question that seems so complicated. No, it works at ...

So, new SGT today... Don't ask me to not write your name on YOUR birthday ticket so that you can GIVE IT to an "Orphan with Terminal Cancer". And why did this guy want to do it? Because "his wife told him to try" and do it. I just kinda looked at him and explained that if he tran...