Stupid Guest Tricks

I can't believe California Screamin won battle of the mountains! It's not even a mountain- which all of us Fantasyland/Matterhorn people were yelling!

I was working at Alice unload a few weeks back when this insanely rude lady walks in the exit holding a pink poodle wearing a pearl necklace and insisting that she wants to ride..after going around and around with her explaining as nicely as I could that the dog couldn't ride, she takes her guideboo...

I've noticed that due to my having to often walk through said crowded areas hearing the "Stay to your right hand side please" chant I am constantly walking on the right hand side of wherever I am. I could be walking through a parking lot, mall, grocery store, etc. and I always catch mysel...

Why is it that people don't seem to think that their babies and small children are people? For example, a group of 4 adults and 2 babies will tell you there are 4 people in their group...so what are the babies? monkeys?