Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:I have got to get a part time job at a liquor store. :D:
(scratch that.I'd be my own best customer) :(

Why do you think I work there? It surely isn't becuase my 'real' job selling insurance drives me to drink...not a bit...nope. :twitch:



Dre

Wow, two posts and I've dredged up such controversy! The things I've seen at that liquor store makes up for the lack of....prosperity that night. Exposed body parts, random make out sessions in the rum aisle. Random lesbian make out sessions in the tequila aisle. We even had one lady come in in a tr...

People think I'm crazy to carry a wine opener around with me in my car. But hey, you never know when you'll get the urge, ya know? Getting back to more relevant things here... The other night I closed at the store and just as we were walking outside, after setting the alarm and locking the door, thi...

I work in liquor retail. You wanna talk about fun. There are usually 3-5 cars in the parking lot at 8:45am....and we open at 9. If you need your booze that bad that early, I think detox is in your future. The boss has told me that we can lock up between five and ten of eleven at night. I usually do ...