Stupid Guest Tricks

I found this post and I was wondering if I should answer the question or not? Any help? fantasyland attraction leads does anyone know for Fantasyland classics are ther several leads? Does one lead just over see half of the land and another lead the other half? or does someone who is lead of fantasyl...

WIFE FROM HELL A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, ...

Don't you hate when it's enough to wake you up? Had a cat do that one once... Wouldn't have been a problem, except that I was asleep and didn't notice until that aromatic moment he had adjusted with his butt just inches from my nose. I woke up to find that awful smell and the cat slamming into the ...

My Wife and I will be there the 24th-26th. We're trying to talk Elyse and Elena into coming on the 26th. They both hate the Christmas crowds, so I don't know they will make it.

A bottle of Bubblestuff in the middle of the walkway when I was upstairs in the costuming area. I was going to change into my uniform. The Bottle had no Elise Elena tag, but the bottle said, [font=Century Gothic]BOO![/font] and the o's were eyes! I still have it... Hello Bubble ladies! My wife and ...

And for those of you who were patiently waiting :turtlerid :

I found this on another board.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxqUUEuAy3s&NR=1

mechurchlady wrote: mtmrr what is that?

BTMRR.

Sorry about the misspelling. I'm going to have to add the ride acronyms to my dictionary.

Michael

So,I readon Board X that an Ariel costume was stolen from the character department and used down in Hollywood. This just lits my fuse!! :mad: An Ariel costume was taken as well an Jack Sparrow costume!! http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb18/Dan_Tasmic/880796538_8c9981ccd3.jpg Comments, concerns, ...

Zazu wrote:Dead certain. A hand grenade looks like this: :holyhg:

Ah, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. I can here Elmer Fudd in the background yelling "Kill the Rabbit." :kaboom:

Your kid isn't tall enough to ride that really exciting attraction they really wanted to go on. What do you do? A: Offer to go on the merry-go-round with them as many times as they want. Then ask them if they want some ice cream. B: Try to ask if your kid can go on just this one time. When that doe...