Stupid Guest Tricks

wow Morning are you for real? I saw the movie opening night and it was AMAZING. It made fun of itself, but in a charming way. Not a shrek way. If little girls are having idenity crisis's the parents are to blame, as they should be balancing the "evils of the world" with true perception. I ...

Awhile ago I was friends with someone who did some clearing house stuff for Walt Disney World. During that time, I was able to claim some interesting "defective" items. When they got rid of the Fast pass machines he was able to get an entire stack of blank haunted mansion fast passes. I ha...

Im so incredibly sick of reading about how some poor SG's trip was ruined because he saw an overflowing trash can. NEWSFLASH Hundreds of thousands of people frequent the parks every day and disney world only employes 60,000 people. There arent enough employees to run the parks, and follow your famil...

im known as the more sexually liberated one of my group.

Ive always joked that I could talk a rapist into having sex with me, instead of raping me. That way we could both enjoy it. And then afterwards Id "use the bathroom" and call the cops.

at least I wouldnt die!

i sincerely hope no one checks my internet history. as I also googled the spray on condom.

Initially reading I was intrigued. Then I read that it says it will be LATEX :(

Im allergic to latex. back to BC and poly condoms.

Look rape is a very real thing, and I think that rapists are sick people who should most definitly be punished to full extent. Unfortunatly, there are a lot of women out there, who consentually agree to sex, and then because said celebrity dropped them once they were off vaca, they decide to 'have t...

Ive never been a server at WDW, I was one at chilis and at olive garden for years though. And while I have plenty of stories from that perspective, as a guest only one story sticks out in my mind from WDW. One monday afternoon last early november, my friend who also is an AP holder, called and wante...

and I thought condoms were a pain to carry around. Now we need to have gatorade on hand?

psh forget the monte cristo.

you get the dolewhips, i'll get the figaro fries, we'll meet in pecos bills.

oh god now im starving.

I thought I saw you out there, but I was so damn busy trying to secure the castle from attack (aka Setting up ropes for fireworks) I couldn't say hello. Costumes looked wonderful though. One of my coordinators was wondering what a HOP CM and Jack was doing together out of Adventureland (That fabric...