Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote:Trust me a horse's butt is a heck of a lot more pretty.

Boy, is that true! Our family's around horses all the time. (Except my dad who wants us to name our horses "For Sale" ) And the Quarter horses around the stables have better looking rears than this SG. :D:

Anna wrote:I don't think we need a sign to tell people that it is not acceptable to go backstage and crap in the bushes.

Or so you assume. You'd be surprised with a lot of "crap bandits" going around doing their business wherever they want.

How about the people that take forever to pay? They dig through their purse for ther wallet, then their checkbook, then they have to find a pen, they slowly write the check, slowly fold and tear it so it's absolutely perfect, and finally hand it to the cashier. And did I mention the crap they pull o...

That's what's wrong with America. If your onpinions don't match theirs, you get banned, ignored, and God knows what else. (By the way, I'm a Christian and I spell it God when I'm chatting online) Geez, whatever happened to Freedom of Speech?

Quick! Somebody get the kryptonite of brains! It's super stupid guests only weakness! :D:

No sir/madam. We will not keep the store open for you. I'm sorry, but we will close on time. Well, I feel terrible that you drove all the way out here to do your shopping, but we must close now. You don't speak English? Well, I find that rather odd, maybe my ears are playing tricks on me, but I thou...

You've never heard the Lumberjack Song?!? I just finished watching it on youtube.com. Boy, do I wish I wasn't drinking soda at the same time. Not only did I nearly choke on it whilst dying of laughter, it also taught me that the milk squirting out of your nose bit actually can happen. Now my nose b...

hobie16 wrote:You've been watching too much Monty Python.

Actually, the only Monty Python I've ever seen was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Well, that and the newly bought dead parrot skit. Why do I have this feeling that I'm going to be dreaming about killer rabbits and parrots tonight? :D:

You're not alone. I get weird dreams almost every night. Like last night for example, you know that bit in the Fantasia movie with the Dinosaurs and the Rite of Spring music playing in the background? Well replace the t-rex with a giant lumberjack and you have reconstructed my dream. I think it's my...

Maybe they're plumbers in training! :p: What really annoys me are girls who wear those shorts that almost look like panties, those "cutie" t-shirts, and sandals in the dead of winter. Then, while they wait for the bus in below 0 weather, they complain they're cold. :rolleyes: How about a s...