Stupid Guest Tricks

It’s just like how the able people park in the designated Disabled parking space and walk just fine. Theme parks are really human zoos, from my own experiences and the tales I have read on this web site. Damn, I never knew that working in theme park would really color the way I perceive the human ra...

Putting aside the weather and elements... I don't know if this has been covered on these forums, but I really wanted to get it off my mind and chest. For the bored and lonely pedantic souls out there, I don't care if I make grammatical (present tense, past tense, BAH!) or spelling mistakes. The acou...

Some examples of my own remarks I have made in the past in response to guests' questions or remarks: "Is this ride scary?" You'll find out. "It's his birthday today and you didn't let him ride!" (due to height rules) Well, it could be Christmas, New Year's, President's Day, Cinco...

These are some of my musings. I've taken a look at KBFdrama.com, but as much as I find Knott's Berry Farm despicable, I find that this web site stupidguesttricks.com is fairly civil in comparison. Some rides I've worked on were Hammerhead (before the management klutzes finally razed that heap of jun...

My best moment: Receiving a $2 tip from a guest for retrieving a dropped item on the ride. I spent it on some crappy, greasy food over at Lakeside (the employees' eating area at Knott's).

“If I die, I’m gonna sue!” Me: "I’m sorry. Due to certain restrictions, the ride will not be able to accommodate you." Blubbery guest (trying not to look embarrassed): “Okay, I didn’t want to ride it anyway.” “Does this ride go upside down?” , after this person has been standing in the lon...