Stupid Guest Tricks

here's a few of my favorites from d-land... Guest : (standing in the middle of main street, wearing a d-land sweatshirt, and the golden ears) where is disneyland? my friend : are you serious? guest : um yes? where is disneyland? my friend : i'm sorry, i have to walk away now... Guest : (at about 7-...

cigarettes. lots and lots of cigarettes. but in all honesty, it is, and always will be my dream job, working at disneyland. so no matter how much i have gone through, how much i want to strangle some guests, no matter how much i hate telling people where the bathrooms are even through they are clea...

i was called a guy alot when i first started working there cause my hair was short? i'm not really sure why, but i was always like "man. i dont wear culottes cause i think they are extremely cool or something. infact, i hate them and would much rather wear pants, as they are much warmer."...