Stupid Guest Tricks

One of my favorites from back when I was in rails. MKStation: Central, MK Cent: Central By MKStation: Can you give me a location on monorail green? Cent: Standby. Green Central. What is your 20 Green: MK parked MK: Oh there it is? You would have to know the CM who did it, but I have never laughed th...

Next time tell them to shut their yaps and do their jobs or take it to management. Seriously, who do you think the bosses will side with? Unfortunatly, If you work at universal, they side with the group. Most of the coaster management there is stupid, barely trained, and barely competent. Do your b...

I recently found a hand held smoke machine on a DJ supply website. I toyed briefly with buying it and taking it around some places in Downtown. Just to see if anyone questions me.

I hate to say this, but we all know that Disney runs on ass covering paper, and the end result will be cited as human error. Being an ex-monorail pilot, I have experianced everything from a masive electrical failure which stopped my train and caused me to be towed from Rectofire 3, to a Main Air Tan...

Today, I found out how stupid people truly can be. At eleven am or so I was just being bumped to my break from the cart at DTD, when a young woman, maybe 22 or 23, stopped me, and very respectfully asked where the designated smoking areas were . Now at DTD, for those of you who don't know, the rules...

I truly wonder what those animals think of when we dress them up like that.

Zazu is correct. Each of the unions in STCU has minor differences in how you go about Joining up so you have to go to your unions shop steward. Other than that I suggest that you pay extra attention to the little things like attendence. I can tell you that the management is watching the matrix very ...

Does anyone remember the name of the water park that precieded Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach? Or am I mistaken and there was no such thing?

Good answers all, but I still like my idea the best. I will wear the stupid lanyard, I will trade, but what I won't do is replenish.

I figure while I have returned to full streingth it was time to reviel my latest thing. :soap: I have had it with the Pin Collectors. Not the general guests who collect pins mind you, but the people who sit in front of Pin Traders and have to get every next new pin set as soon as they come out no ma...