Stupid Guest Tricks

Those slow movers are just as dangerous as the out-of-control Autopia
cars when operated by a little kid. Sure they're lighter, only a couple
hundred pounds, but theyre running at 6 or 7 mph, that can put a serious
hurtin' on. Be careful, and God Bless his children.

LOL. Yea, they probably ARE the same ones. If only I could have issued tickets and or fines to guests who didnt listen to a safty instruction...

Ooooh! I Were I in my current mindset, I'd have jumped into the sea of people, remove my gerber multi-tool, then proceed to stab him in his chest with my shallow blade, then tossing his twitching body over the rail into the ALREADY polluted river ...giving the ducks some meat. :twisted: Dude. You g...

Totally.. if that guy ran over my Mercedes, even though its a 91, I'd be FURIOUS. As an MP, Ill tell you, Id charge him with wreckless endangerment, take his lisence, take him to the station, and depending on his attitude, I'd write him up for comments and gestures towards an officer of the peace, a...

I know at Honey, before they closed off that awful water-lifted rotating ball-thing? ..yea, that one, if it was hot out there I'd simply drink from the lifting foutains ... funny enough, the same foutain little kids would pee into -- no, not really. Its awful, at Autopia and Honey and other Eastside...

Mmm, perhaps the acid that had collected on her spine from previous drops had splintered off and fallen? ..that'd explain her momentary absence? I suppose that its possible she just wanted SPECIAL attention, much like when I worked at Honey. At the onset of the show we ask all guests to move to the ...

Ya know, women have a generic solution...we can get away with calling every little kid we run into "sweetie" or "honey." Maybe the generic solution for guys would be to call the kids "squirt" or "munchkin..." Those both sound non-gender specific, plus don't s...

You know, hind sight being 20/20, I think if that happened to me, and it certainly did when I worked at Autopia, I wouldnt take it. How effective a simple, "Silence." can be... but of course, at the time none of us would say that because we don't wanna get fired, as "Silence" cou...

Yea, have to agree with you all. What's really annoying is when I would be actually working there, trying to do what ever I wanted at that given time, and I am stopped to take a picture. Now, I am not a mean person, but I really wanted to CUT their heads off... muwhaha :twisted: but seriously, altho...

Personally, I think "Autopia: The Final Collision" Would make for an excellent movie, possibly bringing in more than Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Not like THAT'D be hard...) Plot: NONE Rated : R for violence, wicked insane profanity, and possibly death* Cost: How much does a VHS tape c...