Stupid Guest Tricks

I worked a complex with three rides and would often get confused as to where I was. I would say "Welcome to Rollercoaster" when I was really at the spinning ride, or tell people on the flipping ride to buckle their seatbelts when there were none. My crew would laugh at me all the time for ...

This past season, I caught a guest urinating in he mulch of a roller coaster. His back was to me and I didn't realize what he was doing at first, only that he was on the wrong side of the fence. I yelled at him that he couldn't be there and when he turned around, I realized what was going on. The ba...