Stupid Guest Tricks

MY biggest pet peeve is when people come to my shop and yell at me or my cast members about the ride going down. Like we had anything to do with it. The other night, Space Mtn went down at 2130 for an e-stop and did not reopen since we closed at 2200 that night. At about 5 till 10, this SG comes up ...

The best ever was this Asian CM named PHUK.
We had a field day with that one -- everyone would say "what the PHUK" and any other use they could come up with. :D:

Another funny one is one of our loaner nametags -- ULANDA... no one ever can say it right LMAO

Ahhh so many to list here ... LOL Here's the big ones: Guest: How much is that? (pointing) Me: What? Guest: THAT! (pointing - getting frustrated) Me: What? I don't know what you're pointing at (there are like 10 different things they could be pointing at) Guest: That thing right there! Me: Could you...

Wow... People are so dumb.
If you allegedly DID stab said guest -- wouldn't there had been blood?

Ya know, I think I was there that day! Cuz I remember this story! Creeepy!