Stupid Guest Tricks

i have an easy solution to this problem: i keep a stack of birthday stickers in my pocket... when a parent plays the "it's his/her birthday" card, i immediately stop talking to the parent, and focus ALL of my attention on the kid... "happy birthday, sweetie! want a sticker so everyone...

all i can say is that if these CP kids are able to "work their way up" before me, i'll be pissed...

but, judging from florida's program... i've got nothing to worry about... right?

Taryn is absolutely right... I know that there shouldn't be a giant step there in the first place, but, as a CM, if you had come up to me and asked for help, I would have been more than happy to do whatever it took to help you get your hot dog! Disney CM's are famous for our over the top guest servi...

sorry... how about crafty/talented/skilled lawyers?

Thank you all for your advice. I've taken a sneaky action on my part that will either really help me or really hurt me... Anyone know any good lawyers?

Oh man, any Dane Cook fans out there?

It's like every guest needs some ketchup...


Guest *interrupting*: Hey, where is the... ?
CM *interrupting right back*: One second, chief.

I reported the injury as soon as it happened. I've been documenting as much as possible.

It's the care that I'm not getting.

The workers comp doctors aren't doing a thing, and my personal physician refuses to even look at me because she can't touch a workers comp case.

First off, I am NOT new to SGT. I have another account, and am only posting under this name to prevent anyone from finding out my identity. (I know that management likes to visit the site from time to time, and I don’t want to risk losing my job or anything). I am a frequent poster, and know many of...