Stupid Guest Tricks

1. How many neanderthals does it take to light a fire? None! They don't have it! 2. I never knew the true meaning of happiness until I got married. . .but then it was too late! 3. Something you ate sir? 4. Boy, you get a papercut here Walter and you could lose a hand. 5. And it can accelerate from ...

"Well noone else told us to stop so your just lying" I usually just laugh and say, "We don't allow running ... much less roller skating! But if you like, I'll be more than happy to call for a Guest Service Coordinator or Manager to come out and confirm this policy for you." That...

Taryn wrote:Wooow, what a great song! I'm going to have to buy that. Think they'd have it at The Virgin Megastore at DTD?

Or you could just click on the underlined title of the song in the above post...

Is it even possible to take the wheels out without a special tool?? I was under the impression that they were a permanent part of the shoe. Well... there are different makes and models. The most popular are called "Heelies" and the wheels can be removed by simply exerting pressure on one ...

About an hour later, when my break came, the same manager talked to me back stage, and said that since I was new, he would not give me a reprimand for my behavior (WTH!?!?!), but in the future, I should try and avoid altercations or I would be terminated. That manager was my homeroom for the next 2...

No matter how many times I read it...the one about Mickey Mouse as...JESUS CHRIST!! still makes me giggle. Reminds me of one of my favorite songs: Kingdom in the Sky by DaVinci's Notebook: All my life I have been searching For the fabled Promised Land With my sisters and my brothers We shall walk t...

I had to quit wearing my valuable pins and only had traders on the lanyard as people would play with my spinners and dangles to the point of damaging them. They pawed over my pins to the point of damaging some of them. Not that those pins are the most well-engineered and durable things to begin wit...

And I won't even mention the lunatic adults waiting for a picture. I'm not in Entertainment, but I will state for the record that every character performer I've spoken to has told me that they honestly don't mind the "lunatic adults" -- especially if they're upbeat and really excited to s...

I'm truly curious: who buys their kid something and then thanks a stranger for saying don't use it? I'm not doubting you a bit, TC, I'm just wondering if this is a case of parents trying to be their kids' friend and getting them the skates because 'all the other kids have them' and then they don't ...

....we pretty much already know where we want to eat, we have some traditions. Nine Dragons (love their honey sesame chicken) I wouldn't recommend Nine Dragons - I know several people who have gotten sick from eating there. I would, on the other hand, HIGHLY recommend Boma, at Animal Kingdom Lodge....