Stupid Guest Tricks

The Matterhorn just opened up and we are all excited that it opened, but one CM has promised 20 bucks to the first person to get a defined butt cheek stuck in the gates. So far I've seen a kids head get stuck and I've hit a few people in the groin after I told them to step back. Good times for us al...

I thought that was pretty funny, but some of those didn't look like your usual weird AP that has no life outside of work and disneyland. Plus, some of those don't even show the park in the background, so how do you know they aren't Knotts AP's? I know I know, I'm a jerk, I find stuff like that funny.

I hate when we come up from a downtime and we have a weak grouper at Matterhorn. If you aren't on top of you game, then it sucks to be the unloader. You wait and wait and wait for them to stack the station, but in the case of many CM's who shouldn't be at Matterhorn, they decide to talk to the guest...

Do you get tired of answering dumb questions all day?

Do you get tired of pushing buttons?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?????? YOU JUST ASKED A DUMB QUESTION!!

I hate when Annual Passholders come up to you and aknowledge their own stupidity and lame lives by saying the following, and I quote, "Hey, you must be new here, I haven't seen you here before. By the way, your bar code on your shirt is showing." Now I wouldn't say this if I hadn't heard t...

A few of my favorite combacks that generally get me complaints: Patience is a virtue (That always used to piss me off when i was a kid) The more you piss me off, the longer I'm going to make you wait. So just wait. (Don't aknowledge them at all) (Just let them mess it all up, and when they give you ...